Just watched the Avengers AND Snow White AGAIN, for the second time EACH, lol!
Snow White is really good, but IF YOU HAVEN”T SEEN IT READ NO FURTHER. WHy the bloody fuck don’t they kiss at the end?? Or, why the hell doesn’t she wake up WHEN HE’S IN THERE, AND THEN THEY HAVE SEX RIGHT THERE ON ALL THAT FUR!? Ugh, makes me so angry that they’d leave such a fundamental part out of a movie like that. I know, I know, she’s not the “needs the man to be saved” type (especially Mr. Sexist delicious Thor over here <3) But hey, what the fuck. The girl looked positively randy the entire time and not ONCE did she decide to be passionate with him…. only with fake William the pansy.
I laughed so hard when she wakes up, walks over to him (and his fluttering heart) and gives him a little handshake before doing her amazing battle speech. But WHAT. WHAT.
I would have given anything for her to throw her branch of peace and flowers at William’s head then ran over to hunky huntsman! AND THEN JUST HAVE SEX RIGHT THERE. Goddamn it. Ruined everything. Even just a simple kiss. I EVEN STAYED AFTER THE CREDITS THIS TIME AROUND TO SEE IF THEY DID.
And the Avengers is the best goddamn movie ever. I’d watch it every day. Mostly for this part.
OH WAIT. Oops.
That was just the part playing in my head the whole time.
So yeah. If you read this and haven’t seen Snow White, it’s a good movie to see and Kirsten does a really good job no matter what the critics say (wtf is she supposed to do with the awkward face parts?? The director must have told her “You’re a gorgeous princess that can make anything happy just by looking at it like it’s a sad Loki.” Really, she didnt have much to work with at times, so Bless her fucking heart for rocking EVERYTHING ELSE.)
And if you haven’t seen the avengers. Shame on you.